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jokes that i found

Post  teddy on Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:17 am

some jokes that i found abaut celebs.no idea who some are but there funny.

. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.

. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
. From a catalogue.

. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
. He thought it was a delivery service.

. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
. A Michael Jackson slumber party.

. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
. She wants to be the first lady.

. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
. When Hillary is out of town.

. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

. How come Mike Tysones eye's water during sex?
. Mace

. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
. She doesn't, she eats out!

. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
. Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!

. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
. George Michael's latest release.

. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
. Hugh Grant.

. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
. A microwave stops when you open the door.

. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
. When the big hand is on the little hand.

. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
. By rearranging the living-room furniture.

. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
. She screamed her hands off.

. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
. So she can moan with the other.

. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
. Her dog was blind too.

. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
. Washed her hands with soap.

. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
. He was too busy playing the hormonica.

. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
. She didn't keep her mouth shut!

. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
. Boy's underwear half off.

. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
. 80% said not again.

. What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
. The pool table in the oval office.

. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
. They both throw a ho down.

. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"

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